zeldathemes
The Amalgamate Desires of a Homosexual Neanderthal

I don't know what you are expecting but it is hella gay up in here.
mollisweetmassacre:

Made me laugh!

mollisweetmassacre:

Made me laugh!

creepwalking:

This fucking kills me every time!

creepwalking:

This fucking kills me every time!

tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

tastefullyoffensive:

"My workout schedule." -extrafabulouscomics

daysofstorm:


johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."
"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."
Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."

"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."

Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

When you’re in public and you see someone hot, and start to imagine doing nasty things to/with them….

Send me a Smash Brother and I'll tell you:

Mario: My favorite video game series, and favorite game in the series.
Luigi: A character I would like to see get more attention.
Peach: A character I'd like to get a kiss from.
Bowser: A boss battle that I love
Donkey Kong: A bad guy I'd like to see become good.
Diddy Kong: Favorite sidekick character, or a character I think could use a sidekick.
Yoshi: A character that I think deserves their very own spinoff series.
Wario: A character I don't like in one of my favorite series.
Link: A game or a part of a game that really tested my courage.
Zelda: A game that had the most or one of the most perplexing puzzles.
Sheik: A plot twist I really like.
Ganondorf: An item from a game I'd do anything to have.
Toon Link: A series I think could use a new look.
Samus: A character who's outfit I'd totally wear.
Zero Suit Samus: A character who I'd like more backstory for.
Pit: An older game or series I'd like to see get revived for a sequel.
Ice Climber: A game I love to play with others.
R.O.B.: My favorite gaming accessory.
Kirby: A Character who's abilities you'd love to have.
Metaknight: A gaming mystery you'd really like to see cleared up.
King Dedede: A series you can't get enough of.
Olimar: A game that feels like it took ( or is taking ) forever to be releaed.
Fox: A game you enjoy but other people don't really seem to.
Falco: A game I am unusually good at.
Wolf: A gaming Cliche I'd like to see put to rest.
Captain Falcon: Competitive multiplayer, or co-op?
Pikachu: Favorite Pokemon
Pokemon Trainer: What kind of pet I would have from the world of video games.
Lucario: A game everyone seems to enjoy but you can't get into.
Jigglypuff: A song I really like from a game.
Marth: A game I never played but would really like to.
Ike: My Smash Bros. Mains
Ness: A game I regret not experiencing when It was new.
Lucas: A game I really wish they would localize in my region.
Mr. Game & Watch: Classic games, or modern games?
Snake: A cutscene I really love.
Sonic: My most wanted characters for the next Super Smash Bros. Game
Roy: A character I would replace with another character ( from the same game or a different one )
Mewtwo: A character in one of my favorite series that I wish would make another appearance
Dr. Mario: Favorite Alternate Outfit?
Pichu: Part of a game that makes me question the developer's decision making skills.
Young Link: A game that I consider my childhood.
THESE ARE THE KINDS OF QUESTIONS I LIVE FOR ON HERE DO EEEET

dailytylerhoechlin:

Tyler Hoechlin for August Man Malaysia August 2014 issue.(x)